Dec 13, 2004

Finally, Another "10" List

10 Ways You Know You're Superman:
(topic submitted by Blake Gilson)

1. You own a pair of non-prescription glasses.

2. People call you "Smallville".

3. Standing in the sun is like a quadruple-shot of espresso.

4. You are attracted to young reporters with alliterated names.

5. Emeralds give you headaches.

6. All of your clothes are about ten sizes too tight.

7. You frequently wear your underwear outside your pants.

8. Phonebooths and revolving doors give you an urge to rip off your shirt.

9. You can fly.

10. You don't need to imagine what girls would look like without clothes on...

No comments: